I’m gay. So is M and so is A. But like if it was 1975 and I had snorted some coke and I was friends with sexy heterocouple there’s a chance I could fuck both. M thinks the same. He also likes trannies.

At times a very effeminate man can be somewhat appealing to me. I wouldn’t date a man so I’m not bi but there is the odd moment.It’s very taboo to admit this in the gay community, although my friend has a heterowomen he’d screw if he was straight list.

My sister is straight but she’s one of those who get drunk and go gay at parties. My mom liked this lady who worked with animals and had a tatoo of a skeleton over her arse. “I want to lick the skull” she told me. Yes, she is my mom so obviously she has no shame either.

I’ve been with men in my life. It is okay. Not amazing but okay. I’ve never been with a straight man.

It’s all degrees I guess. I’m not a real lesbian anyway. I don’t keep cats.